I think that that's a pirate, but it could be a tomato

Today, I was thinking that it might be a good idea to organize the ship a little. Ever since Gusto (you can just tell it will be bad after hearing that name) Accidentally fired an upside down cannon, I had noticed that the Ship seemed a little closer to the water each day. Another weird thing was that I couldn't find the lower deck. I searched everywhere for it, and only found the door, which had rusted shut for some reason. I saw that it was a little wet under the floor, though. Maybe Nadine spilled some of her "Loch Ness Monster Fresh Bottled Water" again. She insisted on drinking only that, even though I told her that it said "Un-filtered from swamp. Bottled in Russia" in small print, but she didn't care. Anyway, whenever the ship jerked, she spilled it all over.

After a few more days, I realized that the second to lowest deck was missing as well. I called a conference, and we investigated the matter. We soon realized that there was a hole going straight down, and that the water was higher in there than it should be. I remembered that this was the spot where Gusto had fired the cannon.

After a few days, we had it all fixed up. Most of us agreed on punisheing Gusto, but whenever we tried, he mysteriously vanished, and chizu became very annoyed with anybody who walked anywhere near her closet. This was quite a few of us, since we were trying to investigate why the closet was making bird noises. Oh well.

A fun Trip?

I went on a trip today. My destination was Belaroose Condafure Russia to drop off my remaining horns after that last disaster with them. I ended up on a snow board on Mount Boiler though! I shall explain how i got from a ship to a snow board, right now. (3,000 seconds pass)

Well it started as a normal day. As usual Agent Pizza mistook Gusto as a ugly duck and lunched him off the ship from a cannon and Chizu through out a life boat. Nadine was on her four week ski trip and Eréndira was napping. I had are spare cannon launcher for my departure ready. This was are last cannon so my departure had to be perfect or we would have to find another way to get my out of the ship.It went smoothly until Gusto lit the fuse in the middle so the fire went up and not down. I got out of the cannon to help him get it right and of coerce the moment i got out of the cannon the fuse burned down and the cannon left without me.

Gusto was so mad that i had not been able to leave that he made me a small air balloon. I know i should not have trusted him but i was in a hurry. i got in the air balloon and i took off. It got me to Elf Center and then let just say I lost my stomach up in the clouds for a bit. Then of coerce I had to get something to eat! My favorite food is artichokes. I found a nice place to eat. The waiter laughed so hard when he saw me that he fell into a pile horse dung. He had a strangely familiar face. He was small soaking wet and had a nose like a penguin.hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm. After my dinner. I decide to find Nadine as She was skiing on Mount Boiler. I was on top of Mount Boiler. I got all bundled up for a trip down the Mountain and got a snow board. I started down on the board. It was only then that i realized that Mount Boiler is 120 degrees. It's boiling acutely. Maybe that is why it is called Mount Boiler. Anyway i realized that i was snow boarding on dirt and not snow. I suppose i was dirt boarding.........

It was a slow procession though. I found Nadine Skiing in the dirt over by a very large hump in the mountain. Did i mention this Mountain is a highly active volcano. well know i have and just in time to. The hump exploded and me and Nadine found ourselves flying through the air. We landed on the ship and Gusto had an apron on that had a picture of an artichoke. It was strange.

Very Secret Do Not Tell

Since the arrival of a so called "box of pencils" which turned out to be Agent Pizza on his way home from Encyclophobaticsburg, the ship has been very busy. I am sad to say that when the boat sunk next to Tiki Beach, my horn collection lost 3% of the horns and now I only have 767,469,402,766 horns left. I have placed the remaining horns in a safe on the third deck passed the 4th door and in the coat closet. The safe has a secret code. I don't want to think about what could happen if the code got out! It would mean devastation to my life if the code was passed and my horns were stolen. The safe is hidden very well. I have no doubt that it will remain a secret as long as I don't tell the location of the safe or the code I think the remaining 767,469,402,766 horns will be safe. Here is the code that you souled enter to get into the safe: 91747325.



15 minutes later: Oh my!!! Someone broke into the safe! I don't know how they did it. It's not like I shouted "The code that you should enter to get into the safe is:91747325 and the safe is located on the third deck passed the 4th door and in the coat closet!"

oops.

Back to the boat

I have now come back to the boat, as the Encyclophobaticsburg meeting is finished. I presented all my ideas, Especially the automatic Penguin Boiler, and the Panel of judges awarded me my prize, a 1st place golden medal of honor, distinction, awesomeness, greatness, you get the idea. So i returned to the boat, which took a long time. This is what happened. 

I started by using the subway to go to the Encyclophobaticsburg Airport, So that I could fly to somewhere near the boat, but the train crashed through the wall and into the old abandoned mines. We sped along the mining cart tracks until we burst out into the open, flew high up in the air, and fell through the skylight of a Pencil Factory. After a little while, we noticed that 1. the Train wasn't hurt in the slightest and 2. we appeared to be moving. Further inspection showed that we were on a conveyer belt. Ahead was a large machine that seemed to be inserting pencil erasers on. After a short hailstorm of pencil erasers, we emerged out the other end and noticed that the train still wasn't hurt. Then, we also saw a packaging machine. Just before we went in, one of the passengers opened up a door, and everybody ran out. I was the last one, and I was about to leave, when the train went into the machine and the door was pushed closed. Soon the windows were covered with labeling that said "Encyclophobaticsburg pencils" on it. I was then dumped out of a chute into a big truck. It drove to various locations, dropping off the pencils. Finally, when there was only 40 packages of pencils and one Subway Train left, he drove to the airport and the truck's end lifted, dumping me into a cargo plane. After a long time, we arrived at the first stop, and then the second, and the third. Each time, the Pencils were dropped off automatically, so nobody noticed the unusually large package. Finally, I stopped at a seaside city. My package was dropped off into another truck, which went to certain locations, delivering pencils. Finally, It stopped at the dock, which I guessed was because a sailor had ordered some pencils. The package was automatically (why is everything automatic these days?) dumped onto the ground and the truck drove away. After quite a while, I heard somebody approach. They looked at the package and said something like "Wow, I didn't order this many pencils, did I?" and started pushing the load. It felt like I was being pushed up a plank, and I heard somebody say "Oh, Gus Gus! Your package is here!" and some mild groans from other people. Suddenly, I heard a ripping sound, And saw throught one of the windows that a beak had appeared and was ripping away at the paper. It seemed to be taking quite a while. After about Half an hour, I heard someone say "Um, I think he might want a little help..." , but another voice quickly said "I'm sure he can do it! It's his present, after all!" I had to wait another two hours before The crack was large enough that the sailors could see that the thing inside was metallic. I heard a gasp, and somebody started ripping at the paper, despite protests from whoever had been defending this "Gus Gus". In a few Seconds, I realized that this was Zora, Nadine, Erendira, Chizu, and her dreaded Penguin Gusto. They let me out, but instead of asking if I was all right, scolded me for being late, and left. Oh well, atleast I am finally here.

Accidents Happen When Gusto is Around

I am going to tell you what wonderful I mean horrible thing happened this morning. I was pacing about my room looking at my spotless spotted horn collection when Chizu came in and told me that Gusto was to have a party. She said that unfortunately Agent Pizza had a meeting in Enclophobaticsburg and he could not come to the party. Nadine was writing to her many corespondents and didn't have time for little Gusto's party. Eréndira had been very sick that day and had planed to help out with the ship. Upon hearing the Gusto was to have a party she immediately went fishing for sea goats. Chizu was very said because no one could come to the party.I didn't want to go to that pest Gusto's party. I made an excuse to clean my spotless spotted horn collection and told her I couldn't come to the party. 5 hours later I came on to the deck,Chizu hurried forward and said that Gusto had received a golf ball from Nadine,a toothpick from Eréndira ,a tree branch with poisonous thorns from Agent Pizza and a refrigerated Jacuzzi from Chizu. She accused me of not getting him anything so I hastily pulled a nail from the ships floor and gave it to Gusto. We approached the Tiki beach and Gusto got into his Jacuzzi. He didn't relax for long because at that moment Chizu apreard and informed us that there was a nail missing in the ships floor and now Gustos cabin was under water.

My hero!

I thought I would post something that is very important to our voyage. I am just so proud of young Gusto and how well he has coped with the journey. He is always working so hard on the ship whether eating his food or sleeping, I don't know how he can get so much done. The whole crew is in awe of him I can just tell. Today we held a "Thank you Gusto" celebration on deck. I was the only one able to attend which was a sad thing. Everyone else was either very busy with the ship or away. They are all so upset to have missed it, I think I will have to have another one.

Agent Pizza is of course in Encyclophobaticsburg and I am sure he felt very bad about missing the "Thank you Gusto" party. He was supposed to come back yesterday, but according to Zora he had extended his visit to attend a government meeting. Eréndira has been very sick all week and hasn't left the boat once. Today, however, she went to go fish for seagoats during the party, and returned five minutes later with nothing. Zora went to go polish her horn collection and Nadine was busy writing a letter to Carmo Del Suit and many other of her correspondents.

Gusto seemed to have a good time at his party and was very modest during the reading of his acomplishments. The list consisted of two things: When he was one month old he found a clam for his family and when he was 2 years old he healed a small cut on his wing. Gusto was so modest I teared up. You know what he said when his lengthy list of life accomplishments was read? He said "I did so much to help people and all I got in thanks was 2 million dollars, which I lost on the way to school". At this pronouncement I abanded the formalness of hte proceedings and gave him a hug. Zora came in from polishing her horms and accidentally knocked him off the boat. She suddenly remembered that she had one last horn to polish and ran away before Gusto was saved.

I will tell all of you the date of the next meeting to thank Gusto! We must give him some kind of gift to thank him for all his gifts to society! Maybe that warm bed Agent is making will work.

Goodbye!

Today, we encountered an enourmous Tsunami. It was enourmous. Anyway, I was thinking about the meaning of life, and a large gorilla fell out of the sky. I soon realized that Hot Dog Silver was using catapults to fling Gorillas at us. I soon realized that I hadn't lectured Anyone that day, And I once again strapped on my beach ball skees, and sped over. As soon as I started my 4,000,567 word Prologue, Hot Dog silver left. I was very sad, but I soon realized my phone was ringing. It turned out that Encyclophobaticsburg was in desperate need of me. I am currently on my way there now, and I will not be able to post for a while on this blog.