Sunday, May 17, 2009

I think that that's a pirate, but it could be a tomato

Today, I was thinking that it might be a good idea to organize the ship a little. Ever since Gusto (you can just tell it will be bad after hearing that name) Accidentally fired an upside down cannon, I had noticed that the Ship seemed a little closer to the water each day. Another weird thing was that I couldn't find the lower deck. I searched everywhere for it, and only found the door, which had rusted shut for some reason. I saw that it was a little wet under the floor, though. Maybe Nadine spilled some of her "Loch Ness Monster Fresh Bottled Water" again. She insisted on drinking only that, even though I told her that it said "Un-filtered from swamp. Bottled in Russia" in small print, but she didn't care. Anyway, whenever the ship jerked, she spilled it all over.

After a few more days, I realized that the second to lowest deck was missing as well. I called a conference, and we investigated the matter. We soon realized that there was a hole going straight down, and that the water was higher in there than it should be. I remembered that this was the spot where Gusto had fired the cannon.

After a few days, we had it all fixed up. Most of us agreed on punisheing Gusto, but whenever we tried, he mysteriously vanished, and chizu became very annoyed with anybody who walked anywhere near her closet. This was quite a few of us, since we were trying to investigate why the closet was making bird noises. Oh well.

3 comments:

Bob the Great said...

Hmm...
I wonder what's in that closet? It is very mysterious...

Lobsterfoot said...

yes....

Nadine said...

well, it was obviously Gusto, because we were trying to get him!

and that Loch Ness Monster Bottled water is the best on the planet according to Life magazine, people magazine and the Quibbler. Well, i think it was. The only thing better can be found in the north western sector of New Zealand. I know this because I was there and there was a sign that said "drink this if you want to be poisoned", and that is what it says on all fresh loch ness monster bottled water.