Hi. We have not posted in a long time because of a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible event. I'll tell you about that terrible event after i tell you about and even more terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible event.
TERRIBLE EVENT #1: Gusto built a robot and it beat me out of employee of the month.
Yes i know. how could a robot beat Me, Zora Henrieta the third Portopan Ellis Turnips Zambonie, for employee of the month. Let me remind you of three things. #1 My job is unspotting spotted horns. #2 Gusto is a genius at making robots. #3 This particular robot had a talent at........... Painting. DUH DUH DUH!
TERRIBLE EVENT #2: Why we have not posted in a while. The answer: Gusto through all our computers overboard. Now we have one totally WATER PROOF computer. On which i am writing with now. HUH? Whats that? You don't believe me. So you want proof that this computer is WATER PROOF. Fine. I'll through it over board. Splash. See!!! The screen is still on.