Long time no see

It seems that i have said this to many times but once again, we have not posted in a while. well in the time that you have stayed up late wondering with batted breath what has happened out on the high seas, not many things have happened.

1. Gusto met an owl named Yambaoe.


2. I invented a pencil sharpener made out of silly puddy.


3. Agent Pizza realized that friing pans are used to fri things.


4. Nadine learned the difference between under water volcano's and ant hills (big difference).

In fact lets talk about the difference between volcano's and ant hills shall we. well, you may not know this but Nadine considers her self an expert mapper. just like we consider Agent Pizza an expert napper. But anyway, Nadine made a map of our coerce on the sea before we even got on the boat. it describes regions and under water places. the map is 7x16 long. two weeks ago, Nadine was studying the map and she informed us that she was confused about something on the map. "When it rained yesterday some water fell on the Key and I don't remember what this symbol ^^^^^^^^^means" Nadine thought hard and then cried"Ant hills, that's it! According to the map we are now crossing over a city of ant hills!"

"Why!"said chitzu "how interesting, i have never heard of under water ant hills!"

Chitzu is wise i thought because in moments we discovered that Nadine was mistaken about the symbol ^^^^^^^. It actually meant

Volcano's...........

For you're Information

I am awesome!!!! DUH!

Robots Are Horrid

Hi. We have not posted in a long time because of a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible event. I'll tell you about that terrible event after i tell you about and even more terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible event.

TERRIBLE EVENT #1: Gusto built a robot and it beat me out of employee of the month.

Yes i know. how could a robot beat Me, Zora Henrieta the third Portopan Ellis Turnips Zambonie, for employee of the month. Let me remind you of three things. #1 My job is unspotting spotted horns. #2 Gusto is a genius at making robots. #3 This particular robot had a talent at........... Painting. DUH DUH DUH!

TERRIBLE EVENT #2: Why we have not posted in a while. The answer: Gusto through all our computers overboard. Now we have one totally WATER PROOF computer. On which i am writing with now. HUH? Whats that? You don't believe me. So you want proof that this computer is WATER PROOF. Fine. I'll through it over board. Splash. See!!! The screen is still on.

oh dear.

the Festival of the Dancing Turnips

Today was a very horrible day. First, I fell into the Basilisk Lagoon during our visit to Krakanakalakarak Beach (next to Tiki Beach). It was a horrible experience, since that day was the Festival of the Dancing Turnip. During this important ceremony, the natives heat the water of Basilisk Lagoon to high temperatures, then toss turnips into the boiling waters. The turnips bounce around because of all the bubbles, and it is said that for every extra minute it takes for a turnip to bounce out and onto the basilisk statue, a day of storms will occur. Let me tell you, sitting in boiling water while being pelted with turnips is NOT a fun experience. Finally, I got tired of waiting for them to finish dancing and notice me, so I grabbed a turnip near me and threw it at the statue. As soon as the hollow "BONG" emanated from the basilisk, everybody was still. Someone who appeared to be the leader stepped forward with an hourglass. He shouted "The turnips have spoken! There shall be 51 weeks of storms this year!" The rest of the villagers seemed a little dissapointed at the long amount of storms they would have to endure, but started celebrating all the same.

After almost everyone had returned to their huts, Chizu finally found me. We all returned to the ship.

Something Fishy

Hello all! This is Zora.

Last night i had a dream. in the dream,i was standing on the boat deck, looking out at the sea. Then i had a sudden impulse to jump of the boat. so i did. as i was soring through the air, i heard the words ''When you eat a Tomato, you now the worst is coming"

As i hit the water,I woke suddenly. What a strange dream. it was then that i realized it was morning. I went out on the deck, hungry. I spotted Chitzu. "What are we have to eat?"

"Oh, Gusto was so sweet, he has made us a wonderful tomato salad with tomato's on the side. Some tomato soup, tomato juice." "and for desert some awesome tomato fondue."

Could it Get Any Worese? Apparently So.

Today was mostly Gusto's very unlucky day. It was an unlucky day for all of us except Erendira. She had a cold so could not come. Nadine, Agent Pizza, Gusto,Chitzu, and me were all going to have a great day of games and races. Everything we all did turned into a disaster. I shall tell the story.



Today April 24th we decided to dock the ship on the shore. The island that we docked on was full of life and trees with HUGE coconuts on them. We fist had breakfast on the island. Gusto was to fetch some tasty fire crabs and bring them to eat. He came back from the quest with 3 fire crabs and disintegrating tail feathers.No tail feathers actually. He lost all of his tail feathers. Anyway, After that we had a game of baseball. Gusto was left Field under a coconut tree. he was prepared to catch the ball in his large beak. It was Agent Pizza up to bat and he whacked the ball into the trees where Gusto was. No one could tell is gusto had Caught it because an avalanche of coconuts fell on him and blocked are view.

We decided to stop playing after that. instead I found a nice pinata that looked the same as a bee hive. Awesome! a good pinata. Nadine was the first to hit the pinata. She thought she could hear a odd buzzing, but hit the pinata.




ouch.

I think that that's a pirate, but it could be a tomato

Today, I was thinking that it might be a good idea to organize the ship a little. Ever since Gusto (you can just tell it will be bad after hearing that name) Accidentally fired an upside down cannon, I had noticed that the Ship seemed a little closer to the water each day. Another weird thing was that I couldn't find the lower deck. I searched everywhere for it, and only found the door, which had rusted shut for some reason. I saw that it was a little wet under the floor, though. Maybe Nadine spilled some of her "Loch Ness Monster Fresh Bottled Water" again. She insisted on drinking only that, even though I told her that it said "Un-filtered from swamp. Bottled in Russia" in small print, but she didn't care. Anyway, whenever the ship jerked, she spilled it all over.

After a few more days, I realized that the second to lowest deck was missing as well. I called a conference, and we investigated the matter. We soon realized that there was a hole going straight down, and that the water was higher in there than it should be. I remembered that this was the spot where Gusto had fired the cannon.

After a few days, we had it all fixed up. Most of us agreed on punisheing Gusto, but whenever we tried, he mysteriously vanished, and chizu became very annoyed with anybody who walked anywhere near her closet. This was quite a few of us, since we were trying to investigate why the closet was making bird noises. Oh well.